A Mere Tourist Girl
A Few Festivities Who Were A Little Unsure That They Were Festivities
Various Visiting Festivities Who Were Curious About The Castle For An Hour Or Two On Their Way Back From Nearby Walmart
A Few Brisk Hangings Of Useless Nearby Lay-about Miscreants, Who Were Found Shamelessly Peeking Into The Nearby Recycle Bins In Broad Daylight Without Underwear, To Season The Festivities A Little
3 Beautiful Poems For The Royal Rosicrucian Lady Of The Velvet Ballroom Gala
Richard Gere Looking Handsome As Usual, Beside Brad Pitt’s Co-Star In “Legends Of The Fall”
Witness Sir Lancelot’s Glorious Triumph Beneath The Awnings
See Ol’ Nick Performing In The Adjacent Stable, With Dingy Lighting To Enhance The Old Fashioned, Intimate Atmosphere
Return Home In Time For Dinner In A Homely, Well-Stocked Kitchen With Full Old-Fashioned Medieval Appliances & Cooking Pots
Sample Neighboring Resorts Along The Way…
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