A Few Brisk Hangings Of Useless Nearby Lay-about Miscreants, Who Were Found Shamelessly Peeking Into The Nearby Recycle Bins In Broad Daylight Without Underwear, To Season The Festivities A Little
See Ol’ Nick Performing In The Adjacent Stable, With Dingy Lighting To Enhance The Old Fashioned, Intimate Atmosphere
Return Home In Time For Dinner In A Homely, Well-Stocked Kitchen With Full Old-Fashioned Medieval Appliances & Cooking Pots
See The Well-To-Do Folk In Their Funny Wigs & Lovely, Enchanting, Majestic Dress & Interesting Poses & Prim, Extremely Civilized Postures & Kind Orifices