See Ol’ Nick Performing In The Adjacent Stable, With Dingy Lighting To Enhance The Old Fashioned, Intimate Atmosphere
Return Home In Time For Dinner In A Homely, Well-Stocked Kitchen With Full Old-Fashioned Medieval Appliances & Cooking Pots
See The Well-To-Do Folk In Their Funny Wigs & Lovely, Enchanting, Majestic Dress & Interesting Poses & Prim, Extremely Civilized Postures & Kind Orifices
Hear Ol’ Bonnie Prince William Playing His Sweetest, Blessed Dear Old Heart Out In The Specially-Prepared & Furnished Stables Next Door, With Fresh Straw & Fireside Companions